The Driving Test Song Lyrics
The Driving Test Song Lyrics By Seamus Moore. A funny song about doing your driving test in Ireland. N.C.T. is the National Car Test. The song was written by singer songwriter Tom Tuohy, the same man who wrote the Honda 50 Song , plus many more great funny songs.
I'm going to do me driving test and Japers I must admit,
I didn't do a whole lot of studying for it,
I read the book a couple of times, it didn't make any sense,
I don't understant those bleedin signs and I can't revese 'round bends.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
The driving instructor was a man from Kilmainham Wood,
I said well how am I doing, he said well not too good,
Keep your two hands on the wheel remember ten to two
Don't be cutting 'round corners and check your mirrors too.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
Now the waiting list was two months but I was waiting three,
I couldn't use me own car I had no N.C.T.
To drive a car these days you need to be a millionare
And that's the price you have to pay for driving in County Clare.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
So if you do your driving test you must remember this,
Always take a lesson and don't go taking the piss
The road is a dangerous place and if you want to stay alive
If the sign says 50 it doesn't mean 75.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
I didn't do a whole lot of studying for it,
I read the book a couple of times, it didn't make any sense,
I don't understant those bleedin signs and I can't revese 'round bends.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
The driving instructor was a man from Kilmainham Wood,
I said well how am I doing, he said well not too good,
Keep your two hands on the wheel remember ten to two
Don't be cutting 'round corners and check your mirrors too.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
Now the waiting list was two months but I was waiting three,
I couldn't use me own car I had no N.C.T.
To drive a car these days you need to be a millionare
And that's the price you have to pay for driving in County Clare.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
So if you do your driving test you must remember this,
Always take a lesson and don't go taking the piss
The road is a dangerous place and if you want to stay alive
If the sign says 50 it doesn't mean 75.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
