Never Look Down On Your Ass Lyrics And Chords

Now if ever you purchase a donkey
Let nobody say he's not class
Some people might call you an egit
But never look down on you're ass
Oh always be true to him never say boo to him
Feed him on carrots and grass
Be like a brother and love one another
And never look down on your ass.

The Auld boy he's a cute little fellow
All dressed up with harness and brass
No happier road can you follow
That than that what goes under your ass.

Now think what a joy on a Sunday
As your driving your donkey to mass
With herself sitting there beside you
Saying Johnny fair play to your ass.

Oh always be true to him never say boo to him
Feed him on carrots and grass
Be like a brother and love one another
And never look down on your ass.

Now you won't have to worry when shopping
Sure you buy too much goddies and mask ?
Just parcel the whole glomeration
And shove the lot up on your ass.

You won't have to stop at the garage
To stock up on petrol or gas
You won't think of the miles to the gallon
When your driving along on your ass.

Oh always be true to him never say boo to him
Feed him on carrots and grass
Be like a brother and love one another
And never look down on your ass.

Now if ever you go on the batter
And drink too much porter or bass.
If your stopped for the breatilyzer
Tell the garda to shove the bag up your ass.

And now that we're into the market,
With better things comming to pass
Take pride in the fact that your Irish,
Yourself and the whole of your ass.

Oh always be true to him never say boo to him
Feed him on carrots and grass
Be like a brother and love one another
And never look down on your ass.

Never Look Down On Your Ass 
(Seamus Moore)Guitar Chords               3/4 
 
(D) Now if ever you purchase a donkey, let nobody say he's not (G) class.
Some people might call you an (A) egit
But never look down on you're (D) ass.

 

Oh always be true to him never say boo to him, feed him on carrots and (G) grass.
Be like a brother and love one another and (A) never look (G) down on your (D) ass. 


You’re (D) find he's a cute little fellow, all dressed up with harness and (G) brass.
No happier road can you (A) follow than that which goes under your (D) ass.
Now think what a joy on a Sunday as you’re driving your donkey to (G) mass.
With herself sitting broadly be-(A)-side you saying Johnny fair (G) play to your (D) ass.


Oh always be true to him never say boo ... 
 

Now you (D) won't have to worry when shopping. Sure you buy too much goodies and (G) mask.
Just parcel the whole glomer(A)ation and shove the lot up on your (D)ass.
You won't have to stop at the garage to check up for petrol or (G) gas. 
You won't think of the miles to the (A) gallon when you’re driving along on your (D) ass.


Oh always be true to him never say boo ...


Now if (D) ever you go on the batter and drink too much porter or (G) bass.
If you’re stopped for the breatha-(A)-lyser, tell the garda to shove the bag up your (D) ass.


And now that we're into the market, with better things coming to (G) pass.
Take pride in the fact that you’re (A) Irish, yourself and the whole of your (D) ass.


Oh always be true to him never say boo ...

Be like a brother and love one another and (A) never look (G) down on your (D) ass.