Fluthered On The Moon Lyrics And Chords By Seamus Moore
And Irish country song all about a Kerryman and a monkey going to the moon and meeting a leprechaun, stranger things have happened.
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D]was in the town of dingle,
In the merry month of [G]June
Pat McGee was drinking beer
In [A]Brannigan's Saloon
A Tall[D] man in a shiny suit
To Pat McGee did [G]say
The [D]president wants you Pat
At The White [G]House right a[D]way.
[D]Put on your fancy helmet
And pull your tunic [G]tight
We've [D]just received a message
From our [Em]floating sata[A]lite
There's [D]Leprechauns in outer space
We have to plot and [G]plan,
They [D]don't speak any English
And they [G]want a Kerry[D]man.
You won't be lonesome on the trip
We have a pal for you
Her name is philimena
She's a monkey from the zoo
She speaks the Gaelic very well
She's full of airs and graces
She'll be your navagator
As you fly through outer space.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sauseages
And a bucket of mountain dew [ song ]
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.
The rocket roared and shivered
All through the starry night
McGee said to the monkey
It's a grand and glorious sight,
Push that button mind that wheel
Ya hairy big baboon
Your working for the president
We're flying to the moon.
The moon was dark and dreary
Philamena gave a moan,
Sure it looks like Connemara
With all them rocks and stones
Then from out of the silent night
They heard an awful scream
And there upon a lunar rock
Stood a little man in Green.
Me name is Patrick Mulligan,
And I am a leprechaun
I'm king of all the little folks
So don't stop on me toes
Your welcome to this planet
And so is your monkey too
Before we start the conference
We'll have some mountain dew.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sausages
And a bucket of mountain dew
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.
When they swallowed all the brandy
And they ate the Irish stew
They chewed the gum and sipped the rum
And drank the mountain dew,
The monkey ate the sausages
She used the fork and spoon
And by early on every leprechaun
Was fluthered on the moon.
At tay time that same evening
Behind the lunar rock
They all sat down on mushrooms
And talked 'till ten o clock
Then Patsy Mulligan lost his cool
And shouted out hay there
We can't afford your income tax
It's time you flew away
Tell them down in Kerry
When your rocket splashes home
We don't want any humans here
We'd rather be alone.
We don't want television
Fancy cars or radio
We'll leave them to the mad men
In that planet down below.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sausages
And a bucket of mountain dew
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.
In the merry month of [G]June
Pat McGee was drinking beer
In [A]Brannigan's Saloon
A Tall[D] man in a shiny suit
To Pat McGee did [G]say
The [D]president wants you Pat
At The White [G]House right a[D]way.
[D]Put on your fancy helmet
And pull your tunic [G]tight
We've [D]just received a message
From our [Em]floating sata[A]lite
There's [D]Leprechauns in outer space
We have to plot and [G]plan,
They [D]don't speak any English
And they [G]want a Kerry[D]man.
You won't be lonesome on the trip
We have a pal for you
Her name is philimena
She's a monkey from the zoo
She speaks the Gaelic very well
She's full of airs and graces
She'll be your navagator
As you fly through outer space.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sauseages
And a bucket of mountain dew [ song ]
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.
The rocket roared and shivered
All through the starry night
McGee said to the monkey
It's a grand and glorious sight,
Push that button mind that wheel
Ya hairy big baboon
Your working for the president
We're flying to the moon.
The moon was dark and dreary
Philamena gave a moan,
Sure it looks like Connemara
With all them rocks and stones
Then from out of the silent night
They heard an awful scream
And there upon a lunar rock
Stood a little man in Green.
Me name is Patrick Mulligan,
And I am a leprechaun
I'm king of all the little folks
So don't stop on me toes
Your welcome to this planet
And so is your monkey too
Before we start the conference
We'll have some mountain dew.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sausages
And a bucket of mountain dew
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.
When they swallowed all the brandy
And they ate the Irish stew
They chewed the gum and sipped the rum
And drank the mountain dew,
The monkey ate the sausages
She used the fork and spoon
And by early on every leprechaun
Was fluthered on the moon.
At tay time that same evening
Behind the lunar rock
They all sat down on mushrooms
And talked 'till ten o clock
Then Patsy Mulligan lost his cool
And shouted out hay there
We can't afford your income tax
It's time you flew away
Tell them down in Kerry
When your rocket splashes home
We don't want any humans here
We'd rather be alone.
We don't want television
Fancy cars or radio
We'll leave them to the mad men
In that planet down below.
So give me a keg of brandy
And a bucket of Irish stew
Sixty pounds of sausages
And a bucket of mountain dew
A packet of gum and a pint of rum,
A knife and fork and spoon,
We're off tonight in the pale moonlight
We're heading for the moon.