Did You Ever Get A Ride On A Tractor

Irish song lyrics and chords-Seamus Moore . Also recorded by Richie Kavanagh. A funny double meaning Irish song about a tractor..

[D]Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride on a[A] tractor
No I never got a ride, No I never got a ride, No I never got a ride on a[D] tractor.
Did[D] you ever get it in, did you ever get it in, did you ever get it inside[A] out.
No I never got it in, no i never got it in, no i never got it inside[D] out.
Did[D] you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel of a[A] fiver? 
no i never got a feel, no i never got a feel, no i never got a feel of a[D] fiver.
 
Did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole week's wages?
No I never got me whole, no i never got me whole, no i never got my whole weeks wages.
 
did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride on the tractor?
no i never got my ride, no i never got my ride, no i never got my ride on the tractor.
 
Did you ever get it up, did you ever get it up, did you ever get it upside down?
No I never got it up, no i never got it up, no i never got it upside down.
did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack in a window?
no i never seen a crack, no i never seen a crack, no i never seen a crack in the window.
 
Did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick of a lolly
No I never got a lick, no i never got a lick, no i never got a lick of a lolly
 
Did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls at bingo?
no i never pulled my balls, no i never pulled my balls, no i never pulled my balls at bingo.
 
Did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride on the tractor?
no i never got my ride, no i never got my ride, no i never got my ride on the tractor.
never got my ride on the tractor Richie Kavanagh Lyrics